I'm really sorry about that. I didn't know it was going to do that. I had seen that it was doing that in browsers on Android and specifically disabled it for mobile users to avoid such an awful experience. I had just assumed that Safari, being WebKit, would work just as well as the least common denominator of Chrome and Opera. Again, very sorry.

I guess that will teach me to start sneaking into my wife's computer bag and borrowing her Macbook to test these things.