Excuse me?

I've never been cracked, and chances are I know/care more about security than the average user here. Either you've misidentified me or you're lying about me.

Linode gets hacked, not you. Didn't mean to insult you or your bulk copy/pasting skills of reposting a link on this thread.

Once, with no customer data. Compare that to all the security fails of Twitter, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Whatsapp, Facebook...