This is so egregious that we've banned not only your throwaway account but what I believe to be your primary account as well. If you don't want that one to be banned, you're welcome to email hn@ycombinator.com with a promise that nothing of the sort will ever happen again.
Haha, if you read my posts you'll notice I'm the guy who cuts the spines off of physical books to run them through a scanner to be read on a digital device. I bash ereaders because I love them.
For you, I recommend deleting the Justin Bieber tracks and putting on some KC and the Sunshine Band disco. You'll feel much better!