So find a new job and quit. Your skills are in high demand right now.

Scott Galloway explained this point perfectly in his talk at Ignition 2017: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ebKI4x_k8A. It's time to break up the big tech companies to allow competition (and capitalism) to flourish.

Check LinkedIn if they have any dedicated security professionals on their staff.

this made me laugh much more than I expected it to

This is the same impression I got by interviewing at the big 5. Everybody there drinks the Koolaid while building things that have a negative impact on the world

While this is cool, nobody should be using agent forwarding in 2017. Use ProxyCommand or ProxyJump

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/OpenSSH/Cookbook/Proxies_and_J...